FF8: Flamewar
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corpus_invictusTitle: Flamewar
Fandom: Final Fantasy VIII
Pairing: None, really. Vague references to shipping.
Rating: PG13 for one instance of swearing towards the end.
Notes: Written in 2004. Slightly crackfic-y. Rough due to age and lack of editors.
Hi everyone!!! I know you're probably all reeeeeeeeeally excited about the upcoming SeeD Graduation Party, huh?? Well, we still need like TONS of volunteers to decorate the place and make it all spiffy and wonderful. Come ON, people! I just transferred a few days ago and I'M excited about this. Come see me to help plan the celebration! BOOYA!
-S.T., Proud President of the Garden Committee
Is the pigtailed girl going to be there?
Zell Anonymous
I have a name, you know. >.<
*pigtailed girl
Well I don't KNOW your name! Are you going to be there?
Anonymous
Maybe.
*pigtailed girl
Please? I'd really like to meet you I've had a crush on you for ages I think you're really cute and I bet you can fit a dozen hotdogs in your mouth and would you go out with me I'll see you there?
Anonymous
Aw c'mon, you guys, can't you come just because you're excited to decorate for the brand spanking new SeeDs? You're one of them, Zell! You could TOTALLY be a HUGE help right now!!
-S.T.
Don't use my name, Selphie, I'm trying to hit on the pigtailed girl! Fine, I'll come to your stupid decorating committee.
Zell Oops, Anonymous
... whatever.
-SL
SQUALLIE-POO! I KNOW you want to help me out, right???
-S.T.!!!
... don't call me that.
-SL
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE????
-S.T.
... maybe.
-SL
CHATTING, POINTLESS. CEASE. RAGE.
-FUJIN
Yeah, it's starting to mess up the login screen, ya know?
--raijin
Shut up, you stupid bastards.
Seifer
YOU shut up you big stupid MEANIE! This is MY Garden Committee and I can say whatever I want!! Now go away! ... Unless you want to help me decorate???
-S.T.
I am SO going to kick your ass, Seifer!!!!!! Just you wait!!!!!
Zell
SHUT UP.
-FUJIN
No!
Zell
SHUT UP.
-FUJIN
...whatever.
-SL
SHUT UP.
-FUJIN
You heard her, ya know?
--raijin
Look. The Balamb Garden Directory was not developed so students with far too much spare time on their hands could log on and start juvenile arguments with each other. Either use the screen for its intended purpose or log off and return to your classrooms and dormitories immediately. This goes for the Disciplinary Committee as well as our new SeeDs. You should know better.
~Instructor Trepe
Great Hyne, that instructor Trepe is stacked. I would hit that like the Lunar Cry all night long, baby.
Squallie-poo
... WHAT?
-SL
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I KNEW Squallie had a crush on Quistis, I just KNEW it!!! Why didn't you ever tell us, Squallie-poo?? I mean, she's absolutely gorgeous and you two would be soooooooooooooooo cute together! BOOYA!
-S.T.
The Trepies would like to take this opportunity to express our outrage at the lovely Miss Trepe being viewed as a mere sexual object about whom teenage boys may fantasize. We ask that you cease this disgusting display immediately. Instructor Trepe deserves our respect.
Xu, President of the Trepies
... I do NOT have a crush on Quistis.
-SL
I want her hot body so bad it haunts my days and nights, ya know? Like, she's really sexy.
--squall
QUISTIS, HOT. BODY, WANT.
-SQUALL
You guys aren't fooling anybody!! I am SO kicking the Disciplinary Committee's ass next time I see you!!
Zell
Shut up, Chicken-wuss. Not our fault your angsty-ass friend there wants to jump old Trepe's bones. Just because you want him to jump YOURS is no reason to get pissy.
Seifer
DOES ANYBODY WANT TO DECORATE FOR THE GARDEN COMMITTEE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!!
-S.T.
I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH SQUALL!
Zell
... whatever.
-SL
SQUALL, HOT. BODY, WANT.
-ZELL
QUISTIS, HOT. BODY, WANT.
-SQUALL
seifer's hot. body want.
--raijin fujin o_^
RAGE.
-FUJIN
All right, that's quite enough. Chatroom discussion privileges are hereby revoked for the rest of the day. Directory Department, please delete the archives starting from approximately 15:00 to 15:27 this afternoon. I am ashamed of the lot of you. I would expect far better of our students and staff here at Balamb Garden.
~Instructor Trepe
My name is Zell and I want Squall to fuck me. And my name is Squall and I want to angst and bitch.
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Fandom: Final Fantasy VIII
Pairing: None, really. Vague references to shipping.
Rating: PG13 for one instance of swearing towards the end.
Notes: Written in 2004. Slightly crackfic-y. Rough due to age and lack of editors.
Hi everyone!!! I know you're probably all reeeeeeeeeally excited about the upcoming SeeD Graduation Party, huh?? Well, we still need like TONS of volunteers to decorate the place and make it all spiffy and wonderful. Come ON, people! I just transferred a few days ago and I'M excited about this. Come see me to help plan the celebration! BOOYA!
-S.T., Proud President of the Garden Committee
Is the pigtailed girl going to be there?
I have a name, you know. >.<
*pigtailed girl
Well I don't KNOW your name! Are you going to be there?
Anonymous
Maybe.
*pigtailed girl
Please? I'd really like to meet you I've had a crush on you for ages I think you're really cute and I bet you can fit a dozen hotdogs in your mouth and would you go out with me I'll see you there?
Anonymous
Aw c'mon, you guys, can't you come just because you're excited to decorate for the brand spanking new SeeDs? You're one of them, Zell! You could TOTALLY be a HUGE help right now!!
-S.T.
Don't use my name, Selphie, I'm trying to hit on the pigtailed girl! Fine, I'll come to your stupid decorating committee.
... whatever.
-SL
SQUALLIE-POO! I KNOW you want to help me out, right???
-S.T.!!!
... don't call me that.
-SL
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE????
-S.T.
... maybe.
-SL
CHATTING, POINTLESS. CEASE. RAGE.
-FUJIN
Yeah, it's starting to mess up the login screen, ya know?
--raijin
Shut up, you stupid bastards.
Seifer
YOU shut up you big stupid MEANIE! This is MY Garden Committee and I can say whatever I want!! Now go away! ... Unless you want to help me decorate???
-S.T.
I am SO going to kick your ass, Seifer!!!!!! Just you wait!!!!!
Zell
SHUT UP.
-FUJIN
No!
Zell
SHUT UP.
-FUJIN
...whatever.
-SL
SHUT UP.
-FUJIN
You heard her, ya know?
--raijin
Look. The Balamb Garden Directory was not developed so students with far too much spare time on their hands could log on and start juvenile arguments with each other. Either use the screen for its intended purpose or log off and return to your classrooms and dormitories immediately. This goes for the Disciplinary Committee as well as our new SeeDs. You should know better.
~Instructor Trepe
Great Hyne, that instructor Trepe is stacked. I would hit that like the Lunar Cry all night long, baby.
Squallie-poo
... WHAT?
-SL
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I KNEW Squallie had a crush on Quistis, I just KNEW it!!! Why didn't you ever tell us, Squallie-poo?? I mean, she's absolutely gorgeous and you two would be soooooooooooooooo cute together! BOOYA!
-S.T.
The Trepies would like to take this opportunity to express our outrage at the lovely Miss Trepe being viewed as a mere sexual object about whom teenage boys may fantasize. We ask that you cease this disgusting display immediately. Instructor Trepe deserves our respect.
Xu, President of the Trepies
... I do NOT have a crush on Quistis.
-SL
I want her hot body so bad it haunts my days and nights, ya know? Like, she's really sexy.
--squall
QUISTIS, HOT. BODY, WANT.
-SQUALL
You guys aren't fooling anybody!! I am SO kicking the Disciplinary Committee's ass next time I see you!!
Zell
Shut up, Chicken-wuss. Not our fault your angsty-ass friend there wants to jump old Trepe's bones. Just because you want him to jump YOURS is no reason to get pissy.
Seifer
DOES ANYBODY WANT TO DECORATE FOR THE GARDEN COMMITTEE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!!
-S.T.
I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH SQUALL!
Zell
... whatever.
-SL
SQUALL, HOT. BODY, WANT.
-ZELL
QUISTIS, HOT. BODY, WANT.
-SQUALL
seifer's hot. body want.
--
RAGE.
-FUJIN
All right, that's quite enough. Chatroom discussion privileges are hereby revoked for the rest of the day. Directory Department, please delete the archives starting from approximately 15:00 to 15:27 this afternoon. I am ashamed of the lot of you. I would expect far better of our students and staff here at Balamb Garden.
~Instructor Trepe
My name is Zell and I want Squall to fuck me. And my name is Squall and I want to angst and bitch.
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